I am a blue-collar worker’s wife. And I don’t mean like a plumber or an electrician. Well, my husband is an electrician. But he works out on an oil rig. That means he is away half of the time. Sometimes, he works two weeks in and two weeks out. But other times he’s gone for a whole month. And we love each other so much. I love my life; I wouldn’t give it for the world. Some of my girlfriends piddy me. But let me tell you, our sex life is awesome. When he comes home, all we do is bang and hang out.

However, I know he works hard over there and that he can get very bored. I heard the stories of truckers paying hookers to blow off some steam. Well, that’s not an option for my hubby. Unless mermaids are real. But I have my ways of making things interesting for him. Over the years, I learned how to be his naughty little pornstar. I became a master of sexting and making sure he knows exactly how much I miss him and how eager I am for him to come home. This is how I do it, and this is how I advise any wife of a working husband should do.

Porn Pics Every Day (Not Just Nudes)

That’s the number one secret when you want to keep a man happy. When it comes to sending nudes, most of us, girls, tend to go artistic. But our men don’t want to see the art. Even though it is nice to be appreciated for the more sensitive side of our sexuality, when it comes to sexting in a long-distance relationship, it should be about him. And what he needs is something raw and dirty. I know it sounds awful, but we must accept our guys however they are if we love them. We must keep in mind that they watch a lot of porn. And their porn is quite wild. That’s why when I send him come jerk off material, I make sure that what I send is a very dirty pornpic. I spread my legs and my butt cheeks, I take close-ups of my features, and I go all pornstar for him.

I Ask To See It!

Years and years of dick pick bashing have turned our guys shy. I don’t know if you noticed, but they tend not to send pics back when we send them free porn pics all of a sudden. They show their appreciation through words. That’s because they’ve been conditioned by society that their dick is not wanted in a photo. That’s why whenever I go naughty with him online, I make sure to request pictures of his cock. To my luck, he does have a nice penis, and it does turn me on.

I Record Myself Every Time I Masturbate

One thing I do for him is keep him in mind whenever I am horny. Since we are away, we don’t always match our energy. Maybe he’s not horny when I am. Or maybe he is working hard when I have some alone time. That’s why I always record myself when I masturbate and make sure to send him his video when I notice that he is in the mood. He appreciated these videos so much. And I go extra naughty, moaning his name and telling him how much I want him to be with me. I even tell him what I’d do to him or what I’d want him to do to me.

I Send Him My Panties

Whenever he has to spend extra time on the platform, their company makes sure to let us send them some supplies and care packages. And I make sure to send him my panties in these care packages. Now, I don’t know if these parcels are checked. I’m almost sure they’re not. But even if they are, what’s the big deal in a woman sending a pair of panties to the man she loves?

And that’s how I do it. I’m sure everyone has a different process. But if your process is too vanilla, maybe my confessions will help you let loose a bit. There’s no shame in being your man’s personal pornstar, especially when he works hard for you.